Washington DC - President Obomba released details of his "killer" health pogrom today to a jeering crowd. The noise level was so high, only the written press release can be used as an information source.
So says the release: The new health pogrom will be mandatory. We don't want any sick people in this country in five years. That is the goal, and it will be reached. No sick people in five years.
The new pogrom will provide free clinics where parents can get their teenagers spayed or neutered for a tax credit of $1,000,000.00 dollars, enough to get started with a Harvard Education.
Not only that, but an additional tax credit of 1,000,000.00 dollars will be provided to all parents that take a dose of 8 ounces of aspartame, or a flu shot under supervision of two government agents from the NHPA (National Health Pogrom Administration). This will be up to the parent which to select, so long as he or she is still fertile. A bonus will be paid for pregnant females.
And no, there will be no fake showers nor bars of soap made out of stone. This is America people, a free country!