Written by Aspartame Boy
Print this

Monday, 14 September 2009

image for Details of new health progrom emerge
Venue of the speech on the progrom

Washington DC - President Obomba released details of his "killer" health pogrom today to a jeering crowd. The noise level was so high, only the written press release can be used as an information source.

So says the release: The new health pogrom will be mandatory. We don't want any sick people in this country in five years. That is the goal, and it will be reached. No sick people in five years.

The new pogrom will provide free clinics where parents can get their teenagers spayed or neutered for a tax credit of $1,000,000.00 dollars, enough to get started with a Harvard Education.

Not only that, but an additional tax credit of 1,000,000.00 dollars will be provided to all parents that take a dose of 8 ounces of aspartame, or a flu shot under supervision of two government agents from the NHPA (National Health Pogrom Administration). This will be up to the parent which to select, so long as he or she is still fertile. A bonus will be paid for pregnant females.

And no, there will be no fake showers nor bars of soap made out of stone. This is America people, a free country!

Make Aspartame Boy's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 2?

9 8 24 5
60 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more