Following just days after receiving the Douche-Bagger of the month award Congressman Joe Wilson has been named the Chairman of the "Poor White Trash Caucus" in the US House of Representatives.
Representative Wlison who achievead instant fame after he called President Obama a liar has used his new found fame to galvanize the newly formed Douche-Bagger movement that combined the Birthers and the T-Baggers.
Accepting the Chairmanship Representative Wilson stated:
"I am honored to accept this Chairmanship and I want to do something unheard of in the Caucus...I extend my hand accross party lines to my Democratic friends on the other side of the aisle. We know that many of you are with us...you know who you are. You do not have to be poor to be with us. After all we are members of Congress and most of us are millionaires...but.... you must be white and you must be trash. After all...poor..is really a state of mind..not just financial status.
"And I say once again...I will not stand by and watch our country being taken over by commies, socialists, Jews, negroes, tofu lovers, faggots, and those that would turn our health care system over to this government. Not this time...not this year...not on my watch"
Congressman Wilson left the stage amid cheers and cries of "Yee Haw...and go get em Joe" Immediately after his statement he was driven by a staff member to his annual free checkup at Walter Reed Hospital.