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Thursday, 10 September 2009

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Are the Duvalls really pervy cosmic twins?

California - (Ass Mess): Disgraced kinky sex boaster and ex-California State Assembly member Mike Duvall has vigorously denied being the cosmic twin brother of Len Duvall, former Metropolitan Police Authority chairman and member of the London Assembly.

In 2008 the London politician issued a curious statement in response to a London newspaper feature by columnist Andrew Gilliganl.

It said: In 1979 Mr Duvall pleaded guilty and was convicted at Woolwich magistrates' court of carrying an offensive weapon - a wooden paddle. He was fined and given six of the best.

In 1998 Len Duvall was awarded an OBE for blagging his way into high pubic orifice.

Mike Duvall has just resigned after a posting a teary rant on his website apologising for getting caught in the seedy brag.

Convicetd kinky madam Heidi Fleiss says that for the usual fee she'll personally sort out the brothers in a well-deserved threesome.

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