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Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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In its latest attack on any political plan that Barack Obama makes the Right has now condemned his specialized speech addressed to school age children.

Screaming 'Brainwashing' loud enough to deafen a long dead Pavlov, they believe that his speech is 'teaching socialism to our kids'.

Independent researchers have discovered that actually it is the Right who are the specialists in brainwashing. Indeed it was Bush the First and Reagan who first attempted to tune the minds of little ones to their way of thinking with easily worded rhetoric.

Now they are coming up with new ideas of how to counteract the 'Obama threat' so that their little ones can grow up to be intolerant of any other thought than their own. These include:

  • When are government declares war, it is always a good thing. Even better if you help fight it.
    Everyone should be thankful to have a job and do it very hard no matter how lousy the pay is or how dangerous the circumstances.
  • Authorities are always right no matter what. Even if they are doing you over.
  • Certain people have a right to all the money and you should be happy to serve and work for them even if they don't share any of it with you.
  • Religious leaders should always be obeyed, but only if they are male and white.
  • You don't need to know any more than what we tell you or what you hear on TV and radio stations that we approve of and especially not what's on National Public Radio.
  • The NRA loves you and wants you to have all the guns you want.
  • Some people are born with the right to control others and that is us. Don't question why, it upsets us.
  • We don't need any new ideas. We can barely handle the old ones.
  • Other countries have no right to contest what we do. They should always do things the way we want them to. We didn't work hard to be the most powerful country on the planet for nothing.
    Two men are holding hands. They are easy to beat up. Do it.

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