Written by Monkey Woods
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Thursday, 10 September 2009

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A couple of tits with cocks resting on them, and an inviting hole in the middle.

Organisers of the very first event in the US to celebrate the familiar form and much-loved pastime of women's breasts, have attracted criticism from top brass at the National Basketball Association for using the same acronym as the jumping sporting stars.

National Breast Awareness (NBA) have scheduled their inaugural celebrations for 28 September in Dallas, but the National Basketball Association (NBA) has accused them of making complete tits out of basketball stars.

Brad Juggins, of the NBA, said:

"This is an insult of tit-sized proportions."

Rumours were circulating this afternoon, however, that this whole ridiculous story may have been made up for fun, and that there was no truth in it whatsoever.

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