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Monday, 7 September 2009

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Former President George W. Bush has decided that he is tired of a question from Creedence Clearwater Revival that they have been asking him for over 40 years. Dubya said "You'd think that they'd get tired of asking me, but they have persistipated in their questionation for a long time, so I decided to answerate."

"Here is my responsation: Yes, I have seen seen the rain. You've wanted to know if I've ever seen the rain, and I have. I've seen in rain in Texas and in Washington and even when I played hookey from the National Guard, becuase I guess it's okay to discuss that now."

"In answer to the question by Simon and Garfunkel....No, I'm not going to Scarborough Fair. Also, I do believe in life after love, I think that doggy in the window is twenty dollars, and the chewing gum really does lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight."

"Someone else asked me if I just wanted to make love or if I just wanted to fool around. That one depends on the girl's hooters."

"Why do all these musicians keep asking me these questions?"

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