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Monday, 7 September 2009

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Lonas Wilson Resting After Release

Known as the man with the world's smallest penis, Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) was arrested Friday for flashing.

"It was all a big mistake", Penis told the National Inquisitor. "I ain't got nothing to show."

Apparently it all started when the deputy at the Maggoty, Arkansas jail was told to let the prisoner, Linus Wilson out of jail, that he had served his time.

However, misreading the release report (since he can't read), the deputy unlocked the door of the cell of Lonas Wilson, a well-known, well-hung and well-attended until his arrest, flasher in the neighborhood.

After being booed and hissed by the Maggoty Old Bird Watcher's Society, Lonas was hauled off to jail.

However, the ladies paid his bail before getting back into the bushes with their binoculars.

Imagine their surprise when Linus Wilson walked out a free man.

The Sheriff of Maggoty then got an earful from the Beard...Bird Watcher's Society so he goes back into the cell and lets Lonas Wilson out of jail.

However, the Bird Watcher's Society was waiting in the park and when Deputy DoHicky showed up to rearrest Linus, a burglar who was supposed to have been seen down at the park, he made a second mistake.

Upon the deputy's arriving, Penis Minus just happened to be out gathering a free bouquet of flowers for his wife, Halletta.

Afraid that the deputy would get their showpiece, Lonas, the ladies quickly pointed out Penis to the deputy and Penis instead of Lonas was taken in for flashing.

It was only the next day that Penis was freed when the burglar, Linus was released and Lonas brought back in for flashing.

The sheriff then locked up Deputy DoHicky, for helping a known criminal escape.

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