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Topics: Barack Obama, 9/11

Sunday, 6 September 2009

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Who ya kiddin Barry?

Washington AC/DC - (9/11 Mess): "If it worked for Dubya it sure as hell will work for me!"

That's how President Barack Obama described Tuesday's televised schools' address in a maneuver modelled largely on George W Bush's 9/11 storybook reading at Sarasota County's Emma E Booker Elementary School.

"We're expecting something really big to happen," conspiracy theorists explained, "like Chelsea Clinton's arrest in the Madoff scandal."

However UK Hellfire Club astrologers reckon the move coincides with the Obama Administration's Scottish Nationalists deal to blow up Ballybollox Castle and Old Fatty Mountbatten with it.

"This bares (sic) all the holemarks of yet another Skull 'N' Bones PR stunt," Hellfire spokeswoman Mrs Mavis Blenkinsop explained.

Mrs Joseph Ratzinger is 97.

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