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Tuesday, 29 September 2009

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Stunned reporters forget to snap their photos after hearing the president's stimulus answer.

Washington, D.C.-President Obama, today, claimed that the stimulus is working. The exchange took place at the daily press briefing, where the president made a surprise appearance to announce the resignation of one leftist, and the addition of another in a complicated trade deal between the United States, Venezuela and Bolivia.

The question on whether or not the stimulus was working was asked by a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper, who felt that he had to break the relentless tedium of self-promotion by the White House or go mad. The question was: "Mr. president given the recent economic news, do you feel the stimulus is working?"

The president who was working on his BlackBerry and apparently only heard the last part of the question, replied: "Yes, I do, and here's why: First she strokes it up and down and then she starts to work on it with her tongue. Pretty soon it's getting kind of hard and then she stops. So there's no doubt in my mind that the stimulus is working, or I couldn't even get that far."

The stunned news corps fell silent, and White House Spokesman, Chris Mathews, quickly ended the session. But not before the president revealed another embarrassing secret: he likes his sex rough.

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