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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

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"Beam me up Scottinsky!"

Moscow RF: President of the Russian Federation Dmitry Medvedev announced today that a UFO had successfully landed in Roswellgrad Siberia, USSR in 1947.

The Russian President noted that unlike the Americans our beloved Russian peasants gave the new arrivals food and shelter, but neglected to report the extraterrestrials to the KGB. The existence of these aliens was first noticed after the collapse of the USSR in 1991. The ETs had risen undetected to high positions in the Communist Party Politburo structure and destroyed our beloved Soviet Empire from within!

The alien situation has since been rectified and our great nation is going to peacefully reclaim Poland, Czechoslovakia, Romania, Hungry, the Balkan States, Ukraine, Georgia and Chechnya. The various people in these counties long to reunite with their Russian brothers and shed their alien political ideologies.

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