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Monday, 31 August 2009

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The home of the late cooking legend Julia Child, in Cambridge, MA has been sold to a PETA member and vegetarian.

Foodies around the world are crying," It's a blight on our holy grail. A mortal sin and she shall perish from the Earth," said spokesman Da Fois Grass.

Undaunted, the new owner retorted, "Julia Child was an evil, racist & animal murderer. We will remove just about every trace of her miserable, uncaring, vicious, being. But she did leave a nice stove and had good taste in toilets and bidets. Hygiene is next to Godliness!!!," said buyer Mitzi Saltonstall-Marino-Schwartz

There are rumors of a "foodie" mass attack on the home to smear the residence with pig's blood.

"That's OK," said the buyer," we were planning to paint our new home red anyway. Hey, red is red. Who cares where it comes from anyway, even though we are also Kosher. Give a little take a little," she concluded.

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