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Monday, 31 August 2009

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San Francisco CA: The City of San Francisco has set up a museum exhibit commemorating the characters that resided in the Barbary Coast district during the gold rush era of 1848-1858.

Such a character was Wild Bill Unyun who had flaming red hair, but was a real bad dude. He shanghaied sailors for sailing ships to earn his living. One night while relaxing with his favorite lady at the New Orleans House, a popular bordello run by Madame Lily, a gunshot rang out in the hallway.

Wild Bill was startled, "rolled over just at that awkward moment and shot out the open window." A miner's female ass was tied up outside the bordello's first floor window drinking water from a horse trough.

The rest is history!

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