Written by Hydrogen Balloon
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Topics: Ted Kennedy

Sunday, 30 August 2009

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The New Senator From Massachusetts

Washington DC-- A big fat turd will take the place of Teddie Kennedy in the US Senate. The 900-pound piece of shit (POS) is "the last of the Kennedy brothers." The POS will take great pleasure in continuing the Kennedy tradition of boozing, murdering and general mayhem.

The pompous POS will vote just like Teddie Kennedy. It will vote to destroy taxpayers and it will vote to reward people that sit on their ass all day. The Obama Health Care package will be renamed Turd Care in its honour.

The fat, slippery turd does bring some baggage to the office. Just like Kennedy, the POS accidentally killed someone while it was drinking. The POS couldn't care less, it has the Kennedy attitude and simply walked away from the scene of the accident to get drunk.

The big, fat turd is already making new friends in the House and Senate. Nancy Pelosi can't stop sucking its face and Barney Frank can't keep his hands off the turd's fat ass.

The POS has some worries. Recent polls show a sharp turn to the Right and its days could be numbered. Hopefully, the shit will it the fan by November 2010.

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