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Saturday, 29 August 2009

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A nude Bill Clinton has shown up as Mr. November, whick seems fitting, in a new calendar that was for sale for about an hour this morning in several cities before it was yanked off the shelf.

When asked this morning, when the first reports began that the former U.S. President was in a 2010 nude calendar, reporters began trying to find Clinton or anyone who could explain this latest in embarrassing circumstances.

Finally, Secretary of State and Bill's wife, Hillary Clinton called a press conference.

First of all, Mrs. Clinton said that she was sorry this came out without notice. Then she began telling reporters that her husband had agreed to do the calendar as a fundraiser for UNICEF.

"My husband has been in many charities in the past and he figured that offering himself to be included was an unselfish act. The calendars have already sold out and they will not be putting out anymore. (Aside to aid, I can't believe I just said "putting out)"

When asked about the young lady going out a door in the background, Clinton stated that she was a photographer working for UNICEF.

While Nancy Pelosi was mentioning a Humanitarian Award for Bill, a couple of blocks away the Vice President, Joe Biden was stopped and asked about the calendar.

"Yes. Yes." stated the VP. "That was a Lookalike. You know how these papparazzi people get up to no good."

"Why did they not get 11 other lookalikes, maybe of other presidents or even those in the senate or congress?"

"Oh they tried I think. But, actually, this has a bigger shock effect, just having Bill in there."

"You mean his lookalike?"

"Oh..yes, I meant his lookalike. Let me see. Yep, that's uh Matt uh Dillon. We've used him in the secret service before. Looks like these other eleven are models. You can't get those prude Republicans to even help on anything. Bill's the only one here."

"Bill's lookalike, you mean?"

"Yes, Bill's lookalike...Peter Graves."

However, on Martha's Vineyard when shown the calendar, President Obama stated that Bill had told him about it and that they were going to use it to raise money for the victims of Katrina.

"You can see he's trying to get out the door. That's to represent the fact that the Republicans tried to get out the door and quit helping those people in New Orleans."

"As a matter of fact, Bush Sr. was supposed to be included but the calendar people concluded that he looked too old."

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