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Thursday, 27 August 2009

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A small airplane clipped a private house on the Boogersville Road, Wednesday afternoon according to Booger County Sheriff Giddy. No one was injured.

Giddy told the Boogertown Banner that at this time they believe the crash was the work of known wanna-be terrorist, Yussef ben Dockery.

Ben Dockery was apparently expelled from Al Qaeda in June of 1999, after failing out of terrorist school.

Osama bin Laden, speaking in a video shown in 1,059 clips in the Boogertown Banner, said Yussef got F's in Devastation 101 and received an 'I' (incompetent) for missing three weeks of his required Rape & Pillage Lab.

Wednesday's crash is not the first time that ben Dockery has tried crashing a plane as a terrorist attack. On September 14th two years ago he flew his plane though the Freedom Memorial Lights, two powerful light beams inspired by the twin towers that were projected upward from Ground Zero.

However, after going back and forth through the lights a few times, Yussef realized that you can't crash a plane into light, and went home.

He was last seen flying through the sheriff's airplane block and in a direct line toward the Aurora Borealis.

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