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Wednesday, 26 August 2009

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Washington AC/DC - (Mary Jo Mess): Tributes are pouring in for top Capitol Hill piss artist Senator Edward Kennedy.

The leading US apologist for IRA terror and associated Opus Dei child sex cover-ups finally croaked today a fortnight after his daftass elder sister Eunice.

Kennedy, 77, had been the Vatican's greatest American asset ever since he hired Jack Ruby to take out George Bush Junior's Grassy Knoll fall-guy Lee Harvey Oswald.

In 1969 he scored a DUI career-best with the 'accidental' drowning of Barack Obama's birth mother Mary Jo Kopechne whose shagging of the Reverend Jesse Jackson produced the chimera now running the White House.

Fellow terror conspirator Cardinal John Egan helped produced Kennedy's ultimate crowning glory moment in 1982 with the assassination of 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi.

He will lead the nation's mourning and take the requiem Mass at Kennedy's funeral next week.

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