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Wednesday, 26 August 2009

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"So you want to be a salesperson?"

Hollywood CA: The intensity of celestial stars fades over the millennia before they go super nova and explode. A similar situation occurs to Hollywood stars, as they age and must seek other employment by migrating to Madison Avenue.

Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan have the acne cream commercials locked up with an option to do moisture protection product commercials at some later date. Britney Spears' has been doing subliminal advertisements for sexual lubricants as she gets in and out of limousines. Rumor has it that a disposable diaper company is also chasing after her! Christie Allie had a love affair with Jenny Craig, but it turned into a love triangle with food. Paris Hilton did a burger commercial and is expected to move on to wieners.

In order to avoid the wrath of irate women's organization members wielding frying pans (OOPs) Robert Wagner, age 69, does reverse mortgage advertisements.

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