The telephones at both "Toys Are Ours" and "Adult Moves" were both ringing off the hook today as thousands of customers were either wanting their money back or were ready to sue.
The reason? Their baby girl's "Talky Toni Dolls" were saying "Do it to me real hard, Honey!", "Let's get it on" and "Boy, you're a mouthful!"
On the other hand, grown men and some nerd teens were hearing, "Don't do that again or I'll tell Mommy!", "Toni has made a booboo" (and there it was on the bed) and "Let's turn on Barney!"
It seems that the Chinese company, Chu Enterprises, had mixed up the recordings they supplied to the adult doll and dolly babies, babes with babies!
"I want my money back", demanded a man who wouldn't give us his name, to the National Inquisitor. "This thing looks great but I feel like a child abuser" he told the Adult Moves Store" on Main Street in Hanover, Illinois.
"Just listen to this:" (pulls string) "I'm your own little baby." "Can I have some baby food?" "Then it acts like it just crapped in the bed!" "Oooo, better change my diaper!"
At the same time over at the "Toys Are Ours" store there was a double line of furious parents.
"We're suing these heathen", stated one couple in line with their doll.
"Come, come again" stated the little doll.
"Oh shut up!"
"Spank me till my pretty butt's a rosy red!"