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Tuesday, 25 August 2009

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The Inspector General's Office on a tour of Fort Bliss

For many years, the United States Military dealt with homosexuals and other perverts with a policy of "don't ask, don't tell." Soldiers were to keep their non-normal sexual orientations and desires to themselves and not discuss these.

With the Obama administrations placing the U.S. military under the command of ACORN, a new policy has not been issued to replace "don't ask, don't tell." The new way of doing things will be called "don't jump, don't argue."

ACORN military commander, Six Star General Wilson Mustaffah Limpwrist, said that "these soldiers we've got in this man's army need to learn to be like the sailors in traditional navys all over the world. They are too soft and need to learn some disciple (and a little bondage along with it)."

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