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Monday, 24 August 2009

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Calfiornia voters, tired of the gay community of San Francisco trying to shove gay marriage down their throats, have voted to change the name of the city. In a vote that received 80% support outside of the bay area, state voters elected to change the city's name to San Fagcisco.

A second resolution will build a Berlin style wall outside of the city and only straights will be permitted to leave. Furthermore, the city will be permitted to accept immigration only from homosexuals and other deviants/perverts.

Part of the bond issue also establishes that no state funds will be spent on health care in the San Fagcisco area (an attempt to allow the city population to die of within one generation).

Team names will be changed as follows: the baseball Giants will become the Fudgies, the football 49ers will become the 69ers, and the basketball Warriors will become the Rump Warriors.

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