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Monday, 24 August 2009

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"she was good"

MALIBU - Authorities arrested Farrah Fawcett's former lover Ryan O'Neal for allegedly eating the actress who videotaped her own demise. O'Neal then made a barnyard pass at his daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's own funeral.

O'Neal had this to say "I burped up a bit of relish, saw a blonde and felt hungry, didn't know it was Tateum but she might have tasted good, we'll have to see, next time maybe she's around, I can eat her."

The oafish, bloated actor brushed off the arrest and claimed he'd be back to his Malibu home within the week.

His son, Redmond, is serving time for drug possession and his other two sons do not speak to him.

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