The wife of Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, called 911 yesterday from their bedroom in Dallas, Texas after she discovered he was hung.
"He can't get out" Halletta Wilson told the operator. "He's hung."
"You mean that he's hung himself?"
"Yes, but I guess I helped."
"Why did you help him hang himself?"
"By having sex. He likes that....I do too."
The operator then notified the police who arrived expecting to find a similar situation to the David Carradine situation.
Instead, they found Penis Minus and his wife naked in bed where they had apparently been experimenting with a new position for having sex.
A red-faced Penis apologized to them but said that he could not reach the phone from where he was stuck and had his wife to just hit the button on the telephone that automatically dialed 911.
"We'll be glad to pay the police department for their help. I'm very sorry, but I'm really hung here."
"I think you probably should have called the fire department and had them bring a hose", stated one officer. "But since we're here, Joe grab the lady...careful where you're grabbing her and when I say pull, PULL!"
With a small pop! the two were sprung apart.
"Thank You officers, we won't forget this. It's just that I'm unusually large and...well, please tell no one."
"Of course not", stated the officer.
So, after the police officers left, Penis and his wife called us at the National Inquisitor and had us run this on the front page!