Martha's Vineyard, MA-- The Obama Family is spending the next two weeks at the most disgusting place on Earth, Martha's Vineyard. The Family can spend many happy hours collecting turds at the beach and swimming in the cold ocean with decaying corpses. If they're lucky they might even sink into the quicksand. It is the perfect place for them to vacation!
Martha's Vineyard is the most revolting place on the planet. Raw sewage from the nearby Kennedy Compound has turned the sand brown. Fat, juicy turds glisten in the sunlight by the edge of the sea. The two little Obama girls, Fric and Frac, will have a lot of fun collecting the turds. It's fun to identify which Kennedy the turd came from. The common Teddie Kennedy turd it easy to identify--it smells like whiskey.
Skeletons and body parts float in the waters off Martha's Vineyard. At least ten bodies wash up on the beach everyday. The stench of decay is incredible. The skeletons are the remains of unfortunate young women that crossed paths with a Kennedy. The Obamas' might even spot a woman from Washington they might know, or at least parts of her.
The waters off Martha's Vineyard are also filled with viruses and bacteria. A medical research lab and a pesticide factory dump unknown waste into the ocean just yards from the Obamas' beach house. It's not unusual to see mutated people slithering on the shore. They look like the average Democrat.
Mother Nature must be a Republican, because she is not cooperating with the weather for the Obamas' vacation. A dozen Category 5 hurricanes are racing up the East Coast, heading straight for Martha's Vineyard. Hopefully, the entire disgusting place will be washed out to sea.