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Saturday, 22 August 2009

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Confused G W Bush.

Former U.S. President George W Bush has confirmed he has bought a 200 acre plot of land in a secret part of Israel down south east. Bush said there should be a good market for pork in the middle east.

President Obama said "and to think this jerk used to be President of the United States, I bet you are pleased he is not in the White House anymore"

George W Bush said last week in the New York Times that he has bought eight pairs of rubber boots and four pairs of dungarees, he also said he has been training a couple of pug dogs for herding his pigs.

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