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Saturday, 22 August 2009

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The majority liken the plan to this

A study conducted by Harvard University Department of Political Science determined that the average American is feeling Urinary disengagement about the proposed Obama Health Care Plan.

One man, Dr. Reed Snoot of Cal Tech, said "I must admit that I voted for Obama, but I find this health care plan to be intercoursely elevated. It offers an odor of greater celestial amplitude."

One man, an apparent Hillbilly in Tennessee named Ed Earl Bubba, said "I don't know about no urine distillation, intersomething elevator, or great Celeste Amphetamine. I'm personally pissed off about the whole thing cuz I think it's fucked up and stinks to high heaven."

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