A woman has sued magician Dirk Copafeel, contending he performed "too much magic" on her while she was a guest on his private island off of Somalia for more than twenty years.
Copafeel's law firm Paymee & Screw, LLC deny the allegations and say the lawsuit is " insult to his penis size. We will counter sue for defamation of penile character. "
"He kept me as a virtual hostage, made me very, very tiny and stuffed me in his fly, "the defendant alleged. "He always asked me if I liked a little head," she contended. "I tried to escape many times, but his black magic brought me right back. Also, he made those Somali fellas make big ships disappear. He's wicked, wicked, wicked bad, like ya know." she added.
The woman is a 22-year-old toe nail model and former Miss Slut USA contestant. She says she met Copafeel during a January 1999 and that year she was invited to his private island.
One of Copafeel's legendary stage magic tricks is to make his penis grow from the size of a fly to that of an elephant.