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Wednesday, 19 August 2009

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No word yet whether Jalapenoman, BuckwheatsButt will also attend event.

DARTMOUTH, MA - Rep. Barney Frank tried to be nice today at a town hall meeting, and attempted to respond to all questions, but he completely lost it when he caught sight of a woman with a nazi picket sign.

"You there!!" shouted Frank. "On what planet do you spend most of your time??

"Just look at you," he spewed, his face reddening, "standing there with your picture of the President defaced to look like Hitler, comparing our efforts to increase health care to Nazi efforts to exterminate millions of people!!

"Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table," bellowed Frank, scowling furiously at the woman. "Well, do you have anything to say for yourself?"

"Um, yes... sir," said the frightened woman. "I'm on my way... (gulp)... to a spoof writer's convention, sir. Do you know the way to the Dartmouth Motor Lodge?"

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