Washington DC-- America's mother-in-law is making with the voodoo vibes in the White House. Michelle Obama's mother, Marion Robinson, has been practicing the Dark Art since she invited herself to live in the White House on January 20th. Ms. Robinson is also known to practice hoodoo, jijitsu, and Santeria. She can also whip up a great tuna casserole!
Ms. Robinson uses her voodoo powers to keep evil demons away from her family. Many of her spells are already working. Her charms have kept the evil Hillary Clinton far, far away from the White House. Sarah Palin can't even enter Washington DC!
Ms Robinson is also casting a voodoo spell over conservative talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh. She sticks pins in a voodoo doll and chants ancient African curses whenever his show is on the radio. He should be in the hospital by the end of August!
The voodoo magic has upset Mr. Obama, but he has no powers over his mother-in-law. Ms. Robinson could care less what he thinks.
"Who do you think made his ears stick out like that!" she laughed.