New York, NY-- President Obama's college transcripts from Columbia University were accidentally leaked over the weekend, and they contain many surprises. The transcripts were sealed shortly before Mr. Obama announced his run for the White House in early 2007. The information is causing much embarrassment for the president.
Barack Obama graduated with a 4.0 grade point average for majoring in 'Community Action'. It was the first and last degree ever given for such a major. The courses were unusual but not too difficult.
Mr. Obama received an A+ for his favorite course: An Introduction To Cakes 101. The future president learned all about cakes, torts, bunt cakes, funnel cakes and layered cakes. The demanding course was considered one of the most difficult at Columbia. Mr. Obama chose to ignore the follow up course: An Introduction To Pies 101.
Another interesting course taken was Urination: Theory and Practice. The intellectual stimulating course taught Mr. Obama everything about urination from beginning to end. He was really hoping information about this course would never 'leak' out.
Mr. Obama's most demanding course was Dictators and Democracy 401. In this course the future president learned to jut his jaw like Mussolini and to bow down to Saudi kings. He also got an A in this course.
The president plans to take some post-graduate courses at Columbia after his term expires. He plans to take Speaking Without A TelePrompter 501, although he doesn't expect to pass it without a lot of work.