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Monday, 17 August 2009

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President Obama apologized to a group of campers in the desert near Taos, New Mexico as he had given the U.S. Air Force the OK in planning bombing raids in that area as they used several huge cactus plants as terrorists.

"It scared me shitless", stated Astral Gazer Monica Moonship. "We were gathered under a canopy of brown to blend in with the environment hoping not to disturb the little creatures around us and all of a sudden this huge jet goes by and blows up a big cactus just up the hill there."

"We scrambled just like those troops I saw on that movie, 'Pearl Harbor' , stated Anna Pathway who was one of the seven on the camping trip. "I will now have to apologize to my Indian Guide, "Horseface Hairy" on the other side as I yelled some bad words in his horse face."

Mr. Obama has invited all seven to a beer meeting to work things out but it's turned into a tea party with contact from the other side during a seance. However, the President says that he will pass that part up because he already knows that the Rose Garden is over there.

"I wrote to Obama personally", stated Moonship. "He apologized and invited us over. I tell you, I thought I had crossed over myself when that little flying thing went right around our tent cover no more than six inches from my nose and blew up a small cactus plant about a dozen feet away."

"What I'd like to know", stated Pathway, "is what the U.S. Air Force has against these helpless, minding their own business, cactus plants?"

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