Written by Adam Click
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Topics: Barack Obama

Sunday, 16 August 2009

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A view of Nancy Pelosi's grand canyon most people don't get a chance to see.

Phoenix, Arizona-A long anticipated trip with his family took an unexpected detour when President Obama's motorcade passed by a large crowd of waving tourists who were trying to warn him about the gaping hole ahead. Although not on the schedule, Mister Obama was about to have another encounter with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

There she was, reclining on the road with her grand canyon in plain sight. As his family looked on in horror, President Obama climbed on the back of Democratic Senator Harry "Balls" Reid. The two staggered down a path and disappeared into the gapping hole.

The Obama's had been expected to spend about seven hours at the scenic wonder but Mister Obama emerged three days latter still riding Mr. Reid like a mule. Soaking wet but with little else to show for his effort, he rejoined his family before returning to Phoenix.

Although the president's visit to Nancy Pelosi's grand canyon was a private affair, He plans a speech on his experiences with her at the annual Veterans of Foreign Wars convention in Phoenix on Monday.

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