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Friday, 14 August 2009

Today, in Washington Dc, President Barrack Obama told the secretary of state to ensure that a countdown into the life of Michael Jackson was started. Apparently, President Obama believes that Michael Jackson is putting on a charade and that he is not really dead. This came as a surprise to many, but the president maintained his stand and said that the pop star was very capable of pulling such a stunt.

In a meeting with Hillary Clinton, Barrack Obama told her and I quote, "Michael Jackson is one guy who has been known to pull very weird and dangerous stunts. Plastic surgery, though I don't recommend it, is somehow acceptable, but setting fire on your own hair is bordering on the crazy. I know what everyone is saying; that, it was an accident but I don't buy it. There are many reasons that lead me to believe that he had prior knowledge of it even before that Coca-Cola advertisement went on air. Publicity stunts like this will probably lead to his ultimate demise, but this time, I think he is hiding in a basement or in an attic somewhere watching as the whole world mourns his death. He, himself, said that he was planning his biggest comeback, and what better way than to start with a resurrection! Something that even Harry Houdini could not do and even if Jesus did it, people are still skeptical about it."

The secretary of state was dumbstruck and did not comment on that issue. At least not at that moment. She was later heard saying that she knew that Michael Jackson was immortal and that he would soon start performing again.

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