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Sunday, 23 August 2009

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Angelina Jolie one of the stars of the new MGM motion picture, Children of The ACORN

HOLLYWOOD - MGM has just signed Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox to star in the new film Children of The ACORN.

Jolie and Fox will portray twin sisters Bobbi Jo and Jo Bobbi Labiabeaux who grew up in the poorest neighborhood in New Orleans known as The Vieux Carrageenan.

The two gorgeously-sexy sisters Bobbi Jo and Jo Bobbi who are known as the cuatas (twins) hardly knew their father, Boudreau Labiabeaux. He worked 18 hours a day breeding crawfish and crayfish to sell to seafood restaurants down on Bourbon Street.

Boudreau grew to become the biggest supplier of crawfish, crawdads, crayfish, and Cayenne Pepper in the "Big Easy."

He secured the contracts to provide his product to such popular eating establishments as The Bitches of The Bayou Crawfish/Crawdad Diner, The Cajun Moon Mahimahi & Calamari Cajun Cafe, and The Chubby Creole Crab Bistro and Topless Can-Can Dancers Lounge.

From an early age the cuatas mother Giselle Monique Labiabeaux had put the exceptionally pretty girls to work, toiling in a T-shirt sweat shop making T-shirts with the logos of The New Orleans Saints, The LSU Tigers, and The Tulane Green Wave.

Jo Bobbi managed to work her way up to $2 an hour and Bobbi Jo rose up to $2.15 an hour, up from 95 cents an hour. Bobbi Jo's supervisor Matilda Huckerflicker stated that the reason that Bobbi Jo made 15 cents an hour more than her twin sister was because she was older (by 45 seconds) and as a result she fell under the Louisiana Governmental Hourly Wage Age Clause Factor Law of 1957.

Children of The ACORN a Desiderio Cappaletti production in association with Cajun Lunchbox Pictures showcases how the two ravishingly attractive Labiabeaux sisters strive to find ways to provide neighbor safety programs in the Algiers and Gretna sections of New Orleans.

With the assistance of the New Orleans Police Department they soon implement The Kick The Gang-Bangin' Punks In The Crotch Program, which the two sisters started in Gretna, home of standup comedian Zydeco Dupree's mom and dad Chardonay and Lafayette Dupree, ages 61 and 63 respectively.

The two sensuously erotic sisters were also instrumental in getting the entire population of Algiers to register to vote.

And BJ and JB did such a fantastic job that in the next election the town recorded a total of 31,887 votes, which came out to roughly 1.8 votes for every man, woman, and child living in the Algiers voting district.

In the area of affordable housing Bobbi Jo and Jo Bobbi managed to find funding through a little known secondary national stimulus package program which provided 700 families with rent subsidies which paid up to 98 percent of the rent.

Bobbi Jo said that this meant that most families ended up having their rent reduced down to an easily affordable 95 cents a month.

The seductively stunning Labiabeaux sisters became so popular that one local hospital The Smell of The Bayou Hospital reported that in one month 42 of the babies that were born there were given the names Bobbi Jo, Jo Bobbi, Jo Jo, or Bobbi Bobbi.

ACORN President Margarita F. Hurdle has honored the beautiful sisters by naming a public library after them.

The Beautiful Sister's Library, which opened on Valentine's Day in Algiers, is the only library west of the Mississippi River that is open 24 hours a day seven day a week.

The library also has a drive-thru that besides dispensing library books will soon be selling library food favorites such as crayfish burgers, Creole surprise-surprise casseroles, and shrimp etouffee jello.

When Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox recently visited New Orleans they were given the key to the city. But sadly with all the damage that Hurricane Katrina did to the the "Big Easy" that was about as exciting as watching a one-legged squirrel looking for peanuts in the Kalahari Desert.

In related news. Angelina Jolie recently revealed to Larry King that she does not plan to adopt any kids in the month of September.

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