Washington AC/DC - (Rioters): A Hollywood movie mogul paid millions to professional make-up artists to create the latex masks that became the faces of Barack and Michelle Obama.
The revelation emerged after White House aides noticed a strong smell of heated rubbers wafting from the presidential bedroom suite and a few tell-tale skidmarks on the satin bedsheets.
A Paranoid Studios source said today the stick-on prosthetics were first used to supplement Michael Jackson's missing nasal area after an ounce of coke got accidentally lodged behind his septum.
Several months were then spent perfecting the technique using liquid latex and a lot of imagination.
Hillary Clinton is really Susan Foster, widow of 'suicided' Little Rock attorney Vincenzo Fosterini.