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Thursday, 13 August 2009

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Papal secretary/housekeeper/diaper changer Sister Ingrid Stampa still gets fifty grand a year for her contribution

New York - (Mossad Mess): FBI investigators chasing Bernard Madoff's missing billions are poised to swoop on the Lexington Avenue HQ of notorious crystal meth-peddling satanic paedo cult Opus Dei.

The move follows dramatic courtroom plea bargain by Madoff rentboy Frank DiPascali.

The former Ponzi scam finance director has given the Feds all the names, offshore bank account numbers and KGB/Mossad double agent IDs of the Opus Dei cabal responsible for the 2003 Iraqi WMD fantasy intelligence (sic).

DiPascali is also grassing up various Irish, Polish and Mexican drug barons who provided the $200 million construction costs for the cult's Lexington Avenue HQ.

Pope Joe Ratzinger's personal secretary/housekeeper/diaper changer Sister Ingrid Stampa still gets a $50,000 annuity for her WMD intelligence role.

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