LOS ANGELES - The dancing pole that Miley Cyrus used during her "Dancing In The USA" number on The Teen Choice Awards Show has been put up on eBay.
The show's director Colton Mandalay said that 24 hours after it had been posted the top bid for the pole was already at $12,855.
Mandalay at first was just going to donate the pole to a bar that he frequents in Pacific Palisades Holly's House of Poles but his nephew suggested that he sell it on eBay instead.
Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley's dad says that 55 percent of the money raised by the sale of the dancing pole is going to be donated to the homeless people of Beverly Hills.
He said that the other 55 percent (?) is going to go towards the purchase of a Kentucky thoroughbred race horse that Miley has been wanting for the past two years.
The elder Cyrus says that he is always looking for new and different ways to make even more tons of money than they already do and he has hit upon the idea of making money by selling used concert dancing poles.
He has already contacted The American Federation Forum of Dancing Poles to purchase 50 standard regulation professional dancing poles which will be used in Miley's upcoming 50-city tour of the United States and Canada.
The tour is being called The Miley Cyrus Journey Through That Thing Called Puberty Tour.
Also on the bill will be The Fiddlin' Fiddlefaddle Sisters and the Ensenada (Mexico) singing sensation 4-year-old Enchiladita.
The tour's opening act will be Mississippi comedian Ali Baba Clinkerfurst, who will be performing thanks to the graciousness of The State of Mississippi Work-Release Program.
In regards to the concert dancing poles; a different pole will be used during Miley's "Party In The USA" number.
After the concert that particular dancing pole will be taken, marked, and placed in a climate-controlled container and put on eBay.
In a related story. Billy Ray Cyrus has denied the rumor that was circulating in the Los Angeles area that Miley had signed on to do a condom commercial for The Musical Chairs Condom Company for $5 million.
The elder Cyrus said that it was a false rumor, but if an offer like that was offered he would have Miley sign the contract quicker than she can spell STD.