LOS ANGELES - The star of the Bravo Network reality show, My Life On The D-List Kathy Griffin has announced that she wants to have Levi Johnston's baby.
Johnston, is the 19-year-old father of Bristol Palin's baby Tripp. When Levi was asked where his baby's name came from he said that the baby was named after a moose hunting trip that he took with Sarah Palin, before she became his ex-future mother-in-law.
A reporter for American Right Wing Monthly Magazine Sandy Bramaterra asked Levi why there are two p's in his baby's name. Levi replied that Johnston doesn't have any p's at all.
Bramaterra then told him that she meant why the two p's in the baby's FIRST name. Levi grinned, took a bite out of his Pralines and Cream double scoop ice cream cone and replied that the nurse at the hospital wasn't very good at spelling so she spelled it Tripp instead of Trip.
He laughed and added that instead of spelling his first name L-e-v-i she spelled it W-r-a-n-g-l-e-r.
Levi said that the nurse was not the sharpest crayola in the box. He caught himself and he said that he meant to say that she was not the brightest knife in the drawer.
Griffin said that her and Johnston first met at a Jack-in-The-Box drive thru in El Segundo (California).
The 48-year-old red head when asked if it was fate that had brought them together replied "No, actually it was more like your basic effin' (f'in) hunger."
She said that she was in line behind Johnston and that his 1994 Ford truck's engine suddenly died. So she said that she drove around and gave it a jump start with her 2009 Maserati.
They exchanged phone numbers and went out the next day. Kathy said that she took Levi to see the movie Slumdog Millionaire, a film that she quickly says is not about Amy Winehouse.
Griffin asked Levi if he would agree to appear on her show My Life On The D-List. Levi said that he would be more than glad to.
Kathy then suggested that if instead of getting paid in money that she would let him bodily touch her in three places of his choice.
Levi asked, "For real?"
"Yes honey, baby, sweety, cupcake." Griffin answered, "Yes for really, really real."
Levi was asked if the 29 year age difference didn't bother him a little bit.
He replied, "No, not really. I mean (Kathy's) the same age as my own mom, so why should that bother me."
SIDENOTE: Kathy Griffin confided to her mother that her and Levi will be flying to New York City where they will visit the Empire State Building, the Bronx Zoo, Yankee Stadium, and the Statue of Liberty. She winked and said that afterwards they would go to the Trump Towers and make a baby. She smiled and said that her ovaries aren't getting any younger and she has just about given up on Brad Pitt ever leaving Angelina Jolie for her.