Written by Hydrogen Balloon
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Sunday, 9 August 2009

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Friendless In RL And In Cyberspace

Wilmington DE-- Vice-President Joe Biden opened up a Facebook account almost six-months ago, and still has no friends. The silly Veep's clownish behaviour alienates everyone in the world. Even Biden's own children refuse his pathetic friendship requests.

Biden first tried to befriend Al Gore and Dick Cheney, but it didn't work. Biden is too boring even for Al Gore. Former Veep Dick Cheney burst out laughing at Biden's lame attempt at friendship. Even the evil Cheney has more friends than Biden.

The little Obama girls heard about the Veep's plight and felt sorry for him. They were about to invite him to join their Facebook page, but their mother didn't approve.

Michelle Obama told her little girls 'Old Joe' was a weirdo, and to stay away. She patiently explained that some people's minds are 'twisted' and should be left alone for everybody's safety.

Finally, someone responded to his Facebook. The VPOTUS (Vice President Of The United States) was befriended by a POS (Piece Of Shit). The fat, juicy POS was delighted to become Biden's friend, and they planned a camping trip together.

"I'm a little concerned about going camping with this POS." wondered the silly Veep to himself. "I hope he's not queer and tries to get up my ass." he worried.

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