Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Topics: Miley Cyrus, Toys

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

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The Miley Cyrus Action Figure Doll's Action Figure Car.

HOLLYWOOD - The Fishing Prize Toy Company, makers of The Miley Cyrus Action Figure Doll have just announced that sales of that one-foot tall doll have reached the one billion mark.

Cedar F. Rivermist, CEO of Fishing Prize said that the Miley Cyrus Action Figure Doll has even surpassed FP's Hannah Montana Action Figure Doll by 38 dolls.

When Miley was told of the landmark achievement she simply replied, "Golly, I know that a billion is a lot because I asked daddy (Billy Ray Cyrus) how much a billion actually is and daddy replied "Honey a billion is an awful lot. It's more than 75,000 and even more than 235,000, I know that for sure."

Rivermist said that the Miley Cyrus Action Figure Doll which retails for $139.91 plus tax has had sales of close to half a billion in China alone.

He said that the doll in China is called The Miley Cyprus Doll. And the reason that they added the 'P' between the 'Y' and the 'R' is because in Chinese the name Cyrus means 'lazy lizard dragging his tongue in the nasty dirt.'

Billy Ray has said that because China has purchased almost half off all of the Miley Cyrus dolls sold he will be scheduling a special 35-city concert tour of the Republic of China and that to show his appreciation for their tremendous support of his daughter he has agreed to knock off ten cents from each ticket.

The elder Cyrus said that the tour will kick off in Changchun, China at the brand new China Doll Dome which can accommodate 186,000 for a music concert, or 188,000 for a chess tournament, or 199,000 for a ping pong exhibition.

Miley's business manager, Norman Pignoletto, said that they are presently working out a deal with the Electro Boom Boom Pssssst Mini-Taser Gun Corporation to produce the Miley Cyrus Designer Mini-Taser Gun.

Pignoletto said that there has been an overwhelming outcry from millions of Miley Cyrus fans world-wide to develop a mini-taser gun ever since Miley's last single entitled, "No Means No And My Mini-Taser Gun Says So" first hit the charts.

Pignoletto said that perspective buyers of The Miley Cyrus Designer Mini-Taser Gun will be able to purchase it online within a few months at www.pssssssst.pow

Meanwhile The Fishing Prize Toy Company has just announced that The Miley Cyrus Action Figure Car is now available for purchase at $199.07 (batteries not included) at any of the thousands of nationwide ToyCastles, ToyTeePees, or ToyCasas*.

*At present there are only four ToyCasas Toy Stores located in the U.S. They are located in East Los Angeles, California; San Antonio, Texas; El Paso, Texas; and Mexican Hat, Utah.

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