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Saturday, 8 August 2009

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The Obamas Run Away From Reporters

Washington DC-- A wonderful birthday gift arrived at the White House today from Kenya for Barack Obama. The 'gift' was from Grandmama Obama, and it was certainly a surprise. The 'gift' is a second wife for the President, and she's a virgin.

Grandmama Obama hopes her grandson likes the 14-year old nameless virgin. The girl doesn't speak English, but says she will be proud to be America's second First Lady.

"His first wife is just another lazy American." laughed Grandmama. "I bet she doesn't even know how to pluck a chicken! And she won't give my grandson a boy. She is useless!" she chuckled some more.

The Obama's are trying to hide the second wife as best they can. They are telling everyone she's just a friend of their eldest daughter.

"Muslims may have four wives, if they wish." said Grandmama Obama. "I have two more young girls just waiting to become First Ladies. If the new wife won't have a son within a year, I'll send the other two!" she laughed.

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