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Thursday, 6 August 2009

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Dr. Patooti Singh of the Los Angeles Anthrax Lab told reporters that he and his staff have had it with the practical jokes from the other labs.

"We are in a vulnerable position here at the LA Anthrax Lab and do not have the time for the sillies", Patooti told reporters Monday. "The Swine Flu Lab people should quit placing all the babys powders into our gloves. That is not the funnies as Dr. Therelkleruthus almost had the attacked heart."

"If it was not them, it must be Bird Flu Lab who like to set the dogs shet in the bags on fire with the babys powders coming out when stampeded over."

Dr. Patooti went on to say that they would never retaliate because they could accidentally wipe out half of mankind with a bucket of toxic waste blended with anthrax, eboli and WallyMart Wine in a carefully placed bucket over the doors of both the other labs.

"Although I, Dr Patooti Singh, seriously considered it after being the only survivor of the sneeze powder in the Anthrax sample which was being so carefully studied."

When asked about the jokes, both the other labs denied playing them saying that Dr. Patooti and his anthrax bunch always think the worst. However, the near-by Disentery Lab refused to answer, only saying that Patooti & his group think they are hot shit!

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