The former President Bill Clinton has arrived back in America today after seeking the release of two USA journalists who were held by North Korean authorities and charged with spying on the reclusive nation.
When asked by waiting journalists what happened to the girls that he was supposed to liberate from North Korean custody, he replied "Oh! Gosh!! I knew there was somethin' I'd forgot".
It seems that Clinton got carried away with the phony hospitality provided by the Communists and indulged himself in the extensive duty free shopping available there.
Upon arrival back in the States, his aides carried off 150 bags of purchased items from the plane.
Clinton quickly hopped in his rented limousine and drove off to his San Francisco bungalow to enjoy his new purchases (one of which is believed to be a Omnibus of North Korean porn).
Kim Jong Il, President of the People's Republic of North Korea, has indicated that he will trade the American journalists to the Saudi Arabians in exchange for a lucrative oil deal.
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