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Wednesday, 5 August 2009

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Clinton says he will do what it takes to get another blow job.

Former President Bill Clinton bravely entered the country of North Korea and emerged victoriously with two beautiful American journalists, one on each arm. However, both journalists were married and neither had any romantic inclinations toward the former president.

"I'm really not disappointed", Clinton told the news media. "I just hope some unmarried, sexy women will get captured somewhere and ask me to save them".

During his administration Clinton balanced the budget, established diplomatic relations with many countries and led the United States through its most prosperous time in history. Despite this, he will always be remembered for receiving oral sex from White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

"I hope to have sex with many other women besides my wife", Clinton stated. "I'm willing to travel to dangerous places for that".

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