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Tuesday, 4 August 2009

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To You, From The CDC, With Love

Atlanta GA-- The new swine flu vaccine created by the CDC (Completely Decayed Clowns) in Atlanta seems influenced more by Satanism than science. The swine flu vaccine will be mandatory for all Americans. Those who refuse will be shot on sight.

A sample of the vaccine was recently stolen by a 'patriotic American' and a chemical analysis was performed. The results are chilling.

The bulk of the vaccine is made from the blood of unbaptised babies. The CDC has been withdrawing blood from school children for generations. They only keep the blood of the kids whose parents never go to religious services. They have millions of gallons of this in their stockpiles but they must be very careful. A single drop of blood from a baptised child would destroy the entire vaccine program.

An analysis of the vaccine shows many bizarre ingredients. Eye of newt, toe of frog, hair of bat and tongue of dog are included. Heavy doses of Kool-aid lace the filthy vaccine to keep the population tranquilized.

The fatality rate for the vaccine is 100%. All who die from the vaccine go directly to Hell.

The fllthy vaccine also contains chopped up roaches, black sewer water and plutonium. The stench from the vaccine is unbelievable.

Our Dear Leader has ordered all Americans to recieve the vaccine by October 1. Those who refuse are enemies of the state and must be exterminated. Resistance is futile. All democrats and Obamatons are exempt, of course.

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