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Monday, 3 August 2009

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Is this Mr. Clucky's fowl fate?

MIAMI BEACH, FLA, USA Mr. Clucky Rooster, Esquire, was named Best Activist in Miami Beach, 2008, by Metromix magazine. Clucky is also a mascot for EarthSave, Critical Mass and PETA. Clucky believes in peace, protecting the earth and being kind to animals.

Until recently, Clucky lived a quiet life in the condominium he shared with his long-time domestic partner, known by her stage name "Wallflower", and his now former best friend, Mark Buckley.

Motivated by jealousy of the relationship between Clucky and Wallflower, Buckley manipulated the fact that Miami Beach code prohibits keeping poultry and other livestock in residential areas and obtained a court order against Clucky; the celebrity and Miami Beach tourist favorite could soon be evicted from the condo.

The Miami Herald reports that a dramatic city hall plea from from Clucky's legal team wasn't enough to stop officials from giving city code officers authority to remove Clucky.

Clucky demurred requests for an interview on advice of counsel, but when pressed for a comment, Clucky succinctly responded, "I'm plucked!"

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