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Topics: Michael Jackson

Sunday, 2 August 2009

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...popular Bel Air paralytic ...

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): A heady cocktail of whorse-doping agent ketamine, the ultra-short acting barbityrate sodium thiopental, popular Bel Air paralytic pancuronium bromide and a maintenance dose of potassium chloride has been found by Michael Jackson autopsy officials.

The ingredients are standard in lethal injections throughout US death rows as well as being available online at GrimReaperByeByes.con for the self-assisted euthanasia market.

Mayo Clinic Professor of Parasitology Dr V Smartt said today one tiny prick is all it would take and wham! George Michael!! er, ..within five to ten seconds it's Open Up the Pearly Gates!

The autopsy findings are due to be released three weeks ago.

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