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Monday, 3 August 2009

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Ex-wrestling sensation Stacy Keibler has the longest legs in the entire state of California.

HOLLYWOOD - Now that his divorce is final, ex-wrestling sensation Hulk Hogan has admitted that he is dating ex-wrestling sensation Stacy Keibler.

The Hulkster said that the sexy and sultry Stacy was there for him in his time of depressed depression, confused confusion, and melon balled melancholy.

He said that she would go over to his house and prepare his favorite meal of sweet and sour woodchuck balls, mature sardine stuffed egg rolls, and lemon cobra smothered in Kraft mayonnaise.

She would then make a Long Island Ice Tea for him and a Buttery Nipple Shooter for her and afterwards they would go upstairs and wrestle.

Hogan had a regulation-size wrestling ring built adjacent to his master bedroom complete with ring bell.

When asked who would win the wrestling matches, he smiled and said that Stacy would always win because he usually ended up getting disqualified.

Stacy remarked that Hogan's ex-wife Linda has got to be one very mixed up old gal for having dumped the Hulkster for a 16-year-old Ryan Seacrest-looking little twit.

She was asked what she likes about Hogan and she replied that they both have so much in common. She said that they're both blonde, they both love watching TNT's The Closer, and they both like to walk around the house in wrestling trunks.

She then confessed that they both prefer paper over plastic, Anderson Cooper over Greta Van Susteren, Mary Ann over Ginger, and doggy-style over missionary.

Hogan said that Stacy is just the good old-fashioned 'girl next-door' type, if the girl next door just happens to have long luscious legs that go on and on and on from Footville all the way up to Happy Valley.

When asked if their are possible wedding bells in their future, both Hogan and Keibler smile and say that for now they are just too busy wrestling, kissing each other's privates, and watching Anderson Cooper 360.

In a rather interesting move. The Ku Klux Klan has decided to close their office in Nairobi, Kenya. Grand Wizard Billy Bobby Bob Buckles said that the reason is because the Kenyan people are extremely prejudiced, bigoted, and racist.

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