WASILLA, Alaska - Now that she is no longer the governor of Alaska, and is now a member of the 'unemployed' Sarah Palin has announced that she will be appearing in the Touchstone Pictures movie The Tina Fey Story.
The ex-governor smiled and told the assembled media that ever since she first appeared as Bambi in her second grade production of Bambi's Mom Gets Poached, she has had the acting bug.
During her sophomore year at Nanook of the North High School she had the lead role in the Tennessee Williams production Caribou on a Frozen Tin Roof.
Her high school drama teacher Mrs. Fondue Drillmill recently stated that as a 17-year-old junior little Saracuda could act better than two of the senior girls Fauna Cosmetico, 18, and Tarantula Timberstone, 21 (their real names)
Mrs. Drillmill went on to say that Snowflake, as she affectionately called her, soon became more interested in ammo than acting. She soon got in with the 'carbine crowd.'
Nanook of the North High School principal Vincent Biscuitmix tried his dardest to steer little Snowflake away from the element that was obsessed with hunting and stalking and high-powered infra red night vision telescopic rifles.
But it was too late. "Snow Plow" Sarah, as her aunt Tittie, called her, was hooked on the world of 'animal blasting.'
At her high senior prom, young Sarah Palin wore a white dress with a patch of a deer feeder across the left sleeve and a patch of a moose hunting helicopter on the right sleeve.
Several very close friends of Tina Fey's have expressed how amazingly Sarah Palin resembles Tina, even down to the tiny little pink-colored stretch mark that she has to the left of her belly button.
Palin said that in order to be as believable in her role as Tina Fey as possible she had gone out and purchased all three of Fey's books and read them from cover-to-cover.
She said that she was amazed at the struggle that Fey has been through. In her first book entitled, Hi, My Real Name Is Tinalina Feybrinowitz, she talks about how hard it was growing up in a large family in Lower Darby, Pennsylvania, with no socks, no underwear, and having a name with 20 letters in it.
In her second book entitled, Tinali Feybrin - Feeling Foppishly Frisky she tells about how dropping seven letters from her name gave her the confidence to do things such as talk back to teachers, make up lies about other girls, and ignore the warnings on cigarette packs.
And in her third book entitled, Tina Fey - Twenty Take Away Thirteen Leaves Seven she talks about standing up to males who said that she had no business raising show ducks and instead she should be toiling in the kitchen with things such as baking powder, lard, unsaturated fats, cilantro, riboflavin, and parsley.
Sarah Palin says that she is really looking forward to portraying Tina Fey and showing all of the "Lower 48 States" that she is not just a pretty face, a great-looking pair of legs, and a gorgeous *ss (*utt).
In a related story. Sarah is still insisting that there is absolutely no truth to the vicious rumors that her husband Todd and his salmon fishing guide, Nanicka Zapalicka, 27, are more than 'salmon fishing guide' and salmon fishing student.' Sarah Palin Denies Divorce Rumors