The custody battle for Michael Jackson's children is over, and the three of them, Michael I, Michael II and Michaela I are said to be extremely happy.
It was confirmed today that the three children are off to an animal park in Carolina to be looked after by Bubbles, Michael's former chimp and confidante.
Bubbles was said to be highly delighted and excited by the prospect, and immediately tried to shove a banana up his nose. He then poked his behind and said "Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.", which chimpanzee experts believe means "Ooh. Ooh. Ooh."
The three Jackson children are understood to have said that it will be nice to have a father whose face stays the same each day. And whose daily actions are as equally as understandable as their father's were.