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Saturday, 1 August 2009

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Friends of The Plastic Thing Once Known As Joan Rivers say she is still feuding with late show host, Johnny Carson, even after his death.

Apparently back in 1986 Joan Rivers landed her own talk show on television and Johnny Carson banned her from appearing on The Tonight Show. That was when the feud started and she has been cracking rough jokes about it to this day.

Then, when Jay Leno took over after Carson's retirement, he upheld the Rivers ban and never allowed the comedian nor the plastic thing to appear on the show as well, and that feud is still going on.

Monday, The Plastic Thing Once Known As Joan Rivers slammed Leno's show today, insinuating it's so boring it puts people to sleep or into a coma.

"I think it's brilliant that Leno is on at 10 p.m., because America can get bored more easily and go to sleep earlier or deeper into your coma," she said.

"When was the last time you heard, 'Did you hear what Leno said last night?' At least it will be nice for the Midwest because their crops will be greener with all that crap spewing forth."

Now Conan, host of the show, will probably never ask her on the show either, stating "Joan Rivers used to be funny at times, but who knows what this plastic thing will do?"

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